Pam noticed the corn seedlings and wasn't impressed

Pam has informed me that if we decide to move we can't sell the house with all my gardening projects in the backyard. Particularly, the stand of corn which is right outside the back door, near the hottub. I guess they are a bit unsightly. If we decide to sell the house, the gardening projects don't matter anyway, because we'll be too busy to tend to a garden.